Have You Ever Wondered How Fish Defecate?

The other day, I was having some significant talk with my intellectual friends.

We talked about how fish defecate, and proudly we came out with a statement:

"Fish Defecate Through Their Mouths."

Alright, don’t believe it?

Let me prove it to you.

First, we all know that we humans do defecate, and we defecate through our gluteal areas.

[ Humans -> Defecate -> Gluteal Areas ]

And then, we also know that our gluteal areas are used to pass gases too.

[ Gluteal Areas -> Pass Gases ]

When we pass gasses in the water, they are released in the form of bubbles.

[ Pass Gases -> Release Bubbles ]

Next, we know that fish release bubbles through their mouths,

(If you don’t believe this, go and ask or look at any of the drawings of the little kids, even kindergarten kids can tell you this.)

[ Fish -> Release Bubbles ]

and that releasing bubbles actually refers to passing gases,

[ Release Bubbles -> Pass Gases ]

which means, fish pass gasses through their mouths!

[ Pass Gases -> Mouths ]

which also means that their mouths are their gluteal areas!

[ Mouths = Gluteal Areas ]

Thus according to Mathematical Induction,

[ Fish -> Defecate -> Mouth ]

Fish Defecate Through Their Mouths!

See? it is actually proven. So next time you should tell your children that fish actually defecate through their mouths.

Just Kidding.

I just wanna say,

Happy April Fool's Day :)

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